Driving down the 99 in central California, the Queen sleeping in just a shirt in the back seat is woken with such excitement. “Look the Cupcake Lady.” her chauffeur says calmly.
“What Cupcake Lady!!!” Her highness loudly asks, nearly yelling. Almost as woken scared from a nightmare. Somewhere between Turlock and Merced we found her. The pink truck, carrying such sweet cargo. The Cupcake Queen couldn’t help but order her driver to follow the ‘Lady.’ The tailing of the truck yielded wonderful cupcakes. Showing that it doesn’t matter where you are on the west coast, a good cupcake is always close. Her highness was sated with a Carmel cupcake and she even gave her sweet driver a snicker doodle cupcake. That Cupcake Queen has a knack for this.
#whatcupcakelady #followher #lovethemcupcakes #thecupcakelady
#cupcakesmakehelltolerable

The Queens last night in her kingdom, for a while. She is off again on another one of her grand adventures. Leaving the cool wet atmosphere of the mountainous northwest, for the hot arid weather of a flat Southern California. She enjoys a couple of her favorite cupcakes, for it may be some time before she will have such delicious treats. Her people will miss her, her mountains will miss her, her city will miss her. But she will return! For now, it is time to annex California to the Cupcake queens dominion!
#ontheroadagain #stillrockinthewestcoast #thenewcaliforniarepublic #cupcakescomingtocali

As the cupcake Queen readies herself for another adventure to take her to new places and make new friends, she decides a hike and a cupcake are in order before her trip. She attempts a grand venture, hiking into the great northwest with a cupcake and a sunset. She just barely makes it to the top, winded and defeated by the trek, but not too tired to pose with cupcake in hand. The cupcake Queen has done it again.

#meanwhileonthesideofamountain #jesscakeroyale #whatwouldyoudoforacupcake #kissesinthemiddle

Upon her arrival home, the cupcake Queen demanded more cupcakes. Not back on home soil more than an hour, her royal sweetness was diving into yet another cupcake. Presented with a seasonal cake, of peaches and yum, she had been transported to her cupcake nirvana. She wasted no time in unwrapping her treat, the paper being a formality that merely tested her patience. Once her dessert was freed, she dispatched it with haste and yet still seemed to savor it. The Queen is home, her cupcake lust sated, and her subjects at ease. Long live cupcakes, and may the Queen be forever sweet.
#backhome
#nomnomcupcakes
#itsbeentoolong

The Queen of sweets is on familiar soil now. Before returning to her kingdom she stops in her native lands. Texas, known for heat, wide open spaces, and very proud people. While visiting her roots she partakes in the local cupcakes. Topped with textured frosting and lightly dusted with sprinkles. While this local iteration of her favorite dessert is fantastic, it isn’t exactly what she loves. She longs for her cupcake of vegan descent, or the very charming carmel cupcake, even though he can be salty. Nonetheless, her visit to her place of origin still yields delightful sweets, both in desserts and in the smiles of friends and family she has been away from.
#ayearisfartoolong #aintnocupcake
#likeawestcoastcupcake #causeawestcoastcupcakedontsuck

The Cupcake Queen has traveled to a new land. Far beyond the sea, to a land full of Switzers known for there cheese and chocolates. And as she eats her non-cupcake dessert, she is happy. Surrounded by new people, new places, new tastes and smells. She loves this land, as she does many other lands. For she is a Queen of wanderlust, adventure, and most importantly, sweets. So may the good queen smile big smiles, gaze upon new horizons, and have a safe journey. Your subjects miss you terribly. 
#seattlemissesyou #imissesyou #comebacksoon

The Cupcake Queen has traveled to a new land. Far beyond the sea, to a land full of Switzers known for there cheese and chocolates. And as she eats her non-cupcake dessert, she is happy. Surrounded by new people, new places, new tastes and smells. She loves this land, as she does many other lands. For she is a Queen of wanderlust, adventure, and most importantly, sweets. So may the good queen smile big smiles, gaze upon new horizons, and have a safe journey. Your subjects miss you terribly.
#seattlemissesyou #imissesyou #comebacksoon

It has been a whole week since her highness, the Cupcake Queen came to Seattle to visit her subjects. She was very pleased to be in their company, but then it happened. She removed her Royal Astros crown, and stared the stocking gaze of a predator stalking it’s prey. With every bite into the cupcakes soft body and sweet frosted topping, her cupcake hunger was sated more and more. The Cupcake Queen will sleep well tonight. Tonight…
#ohcupcakeshowimissedyou
#ohcupcakesgetinmybelly

As if the picture couldn’t be taken fast enough. She stared that cupcake down like a jaguar stalking a fat slow child. Needless to say, when the picture was finished, the cupcake disappeared into the Cupcake Queens realm.

#hurryitup #needcupcakenow

When Queen Molly can’t get her cupcakes and needs her fix, it’s time for the cupcake ice cream. The Gay Dance Party satisfies her cupcake itch, so she may return to watching inspirational T.V. shows about fat people losing weight. But for how long…?

#illjusthavealittlebit #iaccidentlythewholething